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1989-01-01
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Yesh! It wouldn't be mental without the ST jokes now would
it? No it wouldn't so here they are, totally hilarious as
ever, in glorious Stipple-Vision... Take it away, Ronnie.
Q. How do you get an ST to scroll smoothly??
A. Drop it onto a conveyor belt!!!! HAHAHA!!!
Q. Wot do yer do if yer ST breaks down?
A. Chuck it away and buy a computer!!!
Q. Wots the difference between an ST and a dustbin??
A. Dustbins are useful (aha ahu ahem).
Q. How do yer get more than 512 colours on an ST?
A. Use a very small brush!!!!
Q. How do you improve the ST's sound and graphics.
A. Put a bag on yer head!!
Q. How do you speed an ST up?
A. Pedal faster!!! HAW HAW HAW!!!
Q. How do you double the value of an ST??
A. Insert a blank disk!!!
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